onestar press proudly presents the first ever made paperweight by Jonathan Monk.
As smart phones, androids and particularly iPhones boast the flexibility of being an "all-in-one design for living", Mr. Monk has cleverly crafted the antithesis: The Call Weighting Paper

Modeled after the ubiquitously present iPhone, Call Weighting Paper can be mistaken for one but be certain that it’s function will defy any expectations by having taken on the most technologically savvy object and rendered it immobile and silent.
Technology will evolve, but this half kilo of bronze surely won’t. No apps needed.